Damaged people fuck, laugh and drink harder.
— They are also a lot more fun 💋 (via raging-storm-with-skin)
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“May the force be with you" “And also with you”
I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
— Sylvia Plath (via hplyrikz)
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The sentence “I never said he licked my asshole” has 7 different meanings depending on the stressed word.
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Day 5: my son still thinks I haven’t been hitting his stash pineapple
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